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女性笑话|Guaranteed visits 有保障的探望

来源:www.zxscf.com 2024-12-21

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided1 to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法师,教士) she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated2(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered3 over Bloomingdales.

Bloomingdales! the rabbi exclaimed. Why Bloomingdales?

Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.

布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定筹备我们的遗嘱,提出最后的需要。她告诉我们的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的需要。第一,她要火化;第二,她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。

布鲁明黛!教士叫道,为何在布鲁明黛?

那样的话我女儿一定一周会探望我两次。


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