An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided1 to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法师,教士) she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated2(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered3 over Bloomingdales.
Bloomingdales! the rabbi exclaimed. Why Bloomingdales?
Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.
布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定筹备我们的遗嘱,提出最后的需要。她告诉我们的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的需要。第一,她要火化;第二,她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。
布鲁明黛!教士叫道,为何在布鲁明黛?
那样的话我女儿一定一周会探望我两次。