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女性笑话|Dying Man 最后的坦诚

来源:www.ansufa.com 2024-12-21

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided1 to(透露) his wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them.

His wife looked at him calmly and said, Why don't you think I gave you the poison?

一个男性在临死之前向他的老婆倾诉说:我死之前需要对你说一些事情的真相。在大家的整个婚姻中,我一直都在欺骗你。在那些我对你说我会工作到非常晚的夜里,我是和其他女性在一块。而且还不止一个女性。我过去和不少女性睡过觉。

他的老婆平静地看着他,说道:你为何没想到是我给你下的毒药呢?


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